Friday, February 22, 2008

"P.P. goes joke time" one time lng leap year naman e!

Pag Leap Year may kasabihan na lumalabas lahat ng kabaliwan, kaya ang post na ito ay puro kabaliwan hehe,, (all are real)
Only in the Philippines will you find such amusing names as:
> > * Bread Pitt (a bakery)
> > * Maruya Carey (a fast-food place selling turon and maruya> > in Greenbelt, Makati
> > * Caintacky Fried Chicken (an eatery in Cainta, Rizal)
> > * Mang Donald's (a burger joint at the Naga City plaza)
> > * Candies Be Love? (Can anything be sweeter than this?)
> > * Doris Day and Night (a 24-hour eatery)
> > * Babalik Karinderia
> > * Holland Hopia (owned by Mr. Ho) and next-door neighbor
> > Poland Hopia (owned by Mr. Po) in Chinatown
> > * Miki Mao (a noodle house)
> > * Tapsi Turbi (a tapa house)
> > * Cleopata's (a manukan and bakahan)
> > * Goto Heaven
> > * The Fried of Marikina (a fried chicken house)
> > * Wrap and Roll (a lumpia outlet in Quad, Makati)
> > * Pansit ng taga-Malaboni (a panciteria on Boni Ave.,> > Mandaluyong)
> > * Side-saki (a side street eatery beside Mandarin Oriental> > in Makati) (khay & irene, may bago na ba?)
> > * Let's Goat-Together (a kambingan-cum-beer garden)
> > * Meating Place (a meat shop)
> > * Meatropolis (another meat shop)
> > * Isda best, Pusit to the limit, and Hipon coming back> > (entrees on the menu of a seafood restaurant)> > * Cinna Von (a laundromat)
> > * Pier Carding (a tailoring shop in Pier, Manila)
> > * The Way We Wear (a boutique)
> > * Curl Up and Dye (a beauty salon)
> > * Goldilooks (a barber shop)
> > * Sylvestre's Salon
> > * Bote Nga Sa 'Yo (used bottle shop)
> > * Christopher Plumbing (your friendly neighborhood plumber)
> > * Goldirocks (a gravel and sand shop)
> > * Fernando Pe's Box Office Hits (a video rental shop inPalawan)> > * Leon King Video Rental (in Las PiƱas)
> > * Memory Drug (a clone of Mercury Drug)
> > * Petal Attraction (a flower shop near UP Diliman)
> > * Susan's Roses (a flower shop, but of course!)
> > * Maid to Order (maids placement agency)
> > * Yag-Bulls (a beer house joint in Zamboanga City> > featuring live sex shows)
> > * Sign on the window of a restaurant in Baguio - Wanted:> > Boy Waitress> >> > For the commuter (a jeepsetter?) - signs on some jeepneysand buses:> > * "Full string to stop driver."> > * "God knows Hudas not pay."> > * "Don't get closed to me, get closed to God."

2 comments:

Miss Cellania said...

Haha! These are great!

mabuhay said...

hi miss cellania, thanks for dropping by!!! had you ever been to the philippines?